2002-12-28 | Mulroney size reprazent

"Move it....seriously...or I'll stab you in your heads....With my cock!!"

The guy in those Listerine adds who is trying to hold in the mouth wash for 30 seconds looks like Dermot Mulroney.

Dermot hardly works anymore.

I think he's in About Schmidt.

Have you heard that band "The Low and Sweet Orchestra"? His brother started that band. I think he's in it, too. I don't know if they even play anymore. They're pretty good.

They were supposed to be the Sweet and Low Orchestra, but they got threatened with a lawsuit so they changed it.

Check them out. It's easy listening music.

But still good.

There's this old crazy guy that lives downstairs.

He's always excited to see me.

He put up a red Christmas ribbon on his front door.

The day AFTER Christmas.

The day before Christmas he showed me a decoration that he made himself.

A HALLOWEEN decoration.

It's a picture of a witch and a pumpkin and stuff, that he has put in his window, for all the world to see.

Not the whole world, but everybody in this apartment building.

Last night he was trying to explain to me that he just came from playing a wrestling video game at someones apartment.

I wish I could do an impression of him over the computer, but that's hard.

The other day, he saw me coming, I guess, and ran out of his apartment right as I approached the stairs to go up to mine.

He had a basketball, and he gave me this "check this out!" look.

He started spinning the ball on his finger.

He was actually very good.

For an old guy.

For a crazy guy.

For a white guy.

Then he said something to me, and I didn't really hear him, so I just said "yeah...that's right...."

Then he started speaking Mexican to me. Or some other language. Probably one he made up himself.

He scares me.

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