2002-11-29 | MOO!

I saw this commercial on Comedy Central for the South Park "Jimmy" doll.

It says it tells the "classic" jokes that Jimmy tells if you squeeze it.

One of the jokes is that old "knock knock....who's there...the interrupting cow..etc." joke.

I've actually told that joke before. I kind of like it even if it's "played out like the Arnold and the what you talkin' 'bout Willis".

The point I'm slowly getting to is that if you were to make a squeeze doll that says a knock-knock joke, you should program it so it says "knock-knock" like 3 times in a row, before it does the next part, because anytime someone says knock-knock to you, it usually takes you at least 3 times to break down and finally say "who's there?" ever so unenthusiastically, because you just want to get it over with.

Anyway...that's what I would do if I was a knock-knock joke telling doll manufacturer.

Many thanks to Phil for delivering these cds to me recently:

"Rise Above" (24 Black Flag songs done by various artists to benefit the West Memphis 3)

No Fun At All "EP's Goin' Steady"

N.E.R.D. "In Search of" (I already sold mine.....but hey....)

the Diablotones (i have no idea what this is)

Mushroomhead (??????)

NoFx/Rancid Split Cd (covering each others songs)

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