2002-10-01 | I'M GONNA DO IT

I'm going to have real actual sex on October 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's when I reunite with the love of my life.

And we get to have sex for 6 days!!

And then I will move to Arizona shortly after that, and we'll have sex like everyday. Forever!!

I still can't believe somebody lets me have sex with them, and on top (no pun intended) of that, she actually likes it.

I've still only had sex on 5 different days in my life, so it's still a big deal to me.

The last 4 days i had sex, which was last December, it was like 20 times at least....i lost count after awhile (that was supposed to be cheesy and cliche)

Before last December I was pathetic. I was 26 years old and I had only had sex one day out of my life. And it was horrible. I loved the girl, but there was something wrong with the mechanics. And she didn't want me to look at her.

I'm still pathetic now days, but now I have sex!!

Everybody says that they don't have sex after they get married, but I think Stephanie and I will be different. Plus we don't plan on having kids, any time in the next.......well....ever, really. So that will make the sex better, i think. No worries about little Timmy walking through the door and saying "what are you doing to mommy!!!".

"I'm just cracking her back, son"

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