2002-09-12 | EVERYONE'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT ME AND MY ORANGUTANG

Chokeboredumb: i just wanna be loved..is that so wrong?

SomethingVicious: not at all

SomethingVicious: i think, deep down, that's what we all want

Chokeboredumb: mos def, kid

SomethingVicious: yeah

SomethingVicious: what's up, emo boy?

Chokeboredumb: nothing much eminems twin

SomethingVicious: that me.

Chokeboredumb: you sound sober tonight.

Chokeboredumb: do you know that george bush can't pronounce "nuclear"?

SomethingVicious: just polished off a "deuce-deuce" of heineken. smoked some weed that was given to me tonight. waiting for D-Rocc to get here with some food so i can go and sleep. i have to work at 9 in the am.

Chokeboredumb: what kind of food?

SomethingVicious: what does he say? "Nu Cular?"

Chokeboredumb: yes. he said it 3 times in one speech

SomethingVicious: mozzerella sticks. yum.

Chokeboredumb: i tell you what, it feels so good to not work for a while

SomethingVicious: well, we all know george bush is kind of an idiot. i bet he doesn't like mozzerella sticks.

congrats on the no work thiung. it's nice to have time off, huh?

Chokeboredumb: it's just beautiful. i wake up in the morning to watch lame tv. i listen to great music. watch teenage girls walk home from high school (i live 3 houses away from my alma mater), watch dvds

Chokeboredumb: do you have the beastie boys dvd?

SomethingVicious: which one...the criterion collection of all of their videos?

Chokeboredumb: yeah.

Chokeboredumb: i love changing the angles and remixes while i'm watching the video

Chokeboredumb: hey! do this out loud. say "toy boat" ten times fast

SomethingVicious: yeah... that's a great dvd set.

SomethingVicious: they're videos rock

SomethingVicious: i can't do that sober. don't make me try now that i';m buzzed

Chokeboredumb: i know. i've always loved so watcha want, pass the mic

Chokeboredumb: i couldn't do it twice. i got tow boit

Chokeboredumb: i love the slow motion. nothing looks cooler then them rapping in slo-mo

SomethingVicious: no shit

SomethingVicious: they look so cool when they rap

SomethingVicious: esp. in slo mo

Chokeboredumb: i know.

Chokeboredumb: i always wanted to do a death metal video in a meat cooler, in slo-mo, and it would be awesome because "smoke" would be coming out of my mouth

SomethingVicious: ha ha..smoke

SomethingVicious: sounds like

Chokeboredumb: you know what i mean, yo

SomethingVicious: rob zombies performance tonoght at my work

Chokeboredumb: you know alot about "smoke"

SomethingVicious: i've been told

Chokeboredumb: have you seen that movie with keitel "smoke"?

Chokeboredumb: and the companion movie...(forget the name)

SomethingVicious: long time ago. i have it on...LASERDISC. and i havent watched a laserdisc in several years

Chokeboredumb: blue something

SomethingVicious: blue in the face

Chokeboredumb: my friends had this great band for a while "laserdick"

SomethingVicious: nice

Chokeboredumb: they were one of those pompous bands that quit because it was getting too popular

Chokeboredumb: bullshit

SomethingVicious: all ther fans could be "laserdick players."

Chokeboredumb: but they were really great

Chokeboredumb: heavily influenced by sonic youth/dinosaur jr./minor threat

SomethingVicious: nothing wrong with that

SomethingVicious: nothing at all

Chokeboredumb: the one guy from the group was the person who changed my life, because he let me borrow minor threat discography, green day 1039 smoothed out slappy hours (way before they were known), dinosaur jr. bug, descendents "all" one summer. i never turned back

Chokeboredumb: i wrote like my second or third diary entry about that

Chokeboredumb: let me know if you wanna read about it

Chokeboredumb: or i can re release it as a new entry

SomethingVicious: yeah..i'd like to read it

Chokeboredumb: now or later?

Chokeboredumb: can i reprint some of this? even when you talk about smoking the green?

SomethingVicious: sorry for delay...phone rang and folks came over. email that entry to me. i'm gonna go eat now. then go to bed.

and yes...reprint anything you want. i've nothing to hide.

SomethingVicious: []

Chokeboredumb: i'll just put it up as a new entry

SomethingVicious: cool wit me.

Chokeboredumb: i hope the "sticks" are good..

SomethingVicious: he he he

Chokeboredumb: wayoooo

Chokeboredumb: (ed mcmahon)

Chokeboredumb: peace and chicken grease, or something. don't be a stranger

SomethingVicious: have a good night, jon. i'll caht wit cha soon.

Chokeboredumb: nighty night

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