2002-09-05 | VULCANEERS

"we'll pick you up"

i'll be kirk and you'll be spock

we'll dance all night, cuz "bones" can rock

the enterprise is the place to be

for all the swingin' space people like you and me

checkov is the dj, baby

and uhura is my galactic lady

we're playing by star trek rules from here

do i have to make myself clear?

i've got the stun gun in my hand

don't make me have to use this, man!

sulu's on the bridge takin' hits from his camel lights

kahn got kicked off for actin' a little too weird

the vulcan death lock works

against all unwanted clingon jerks

we're playing by star trek rules my dear

trust me, there's nothing left to fear

we're going back to kill and rob

we're hangin' out with the new york mob

we wear pinstripe suits and have italian names

and play all of scottys space craft games

beam me up and shoot them down

scotty came and stayed in my town

these little furry things are infesting the quarters

nobody listens to a vulcans orders

someday we'll get along well

there's no knowing how long, only time will tell

we're playing by star trek rules from here

i think i've made myself perfectly clear

live long and prosper, bioootch

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