2002-08-28 | A THOUSAND AND ONE STUPID THINGS TO DO

"....believe that if you wanna but I tell you this much-riding on the train with no dough sucks"--Phife Dawg (a Tribe Called Quest)

I've been lucky lately.

I've had to catch the bus a couple times a week lately, and everytime I go to the bus stop, after I give my mom her car back, the bus appears almost magically. It's seriously one of the best feelings in the world.

It's like when you walk out of a bar completely wasted, and theirs a taxi cab with an empty back seat just waiting there for you, like a beacon in the night. (or something)

I love that when the bus comes right away. It gives me more time when I get home to do stupid shit.

Like recording tapes for people like Ryan, and stuff like that. I was too lazy to link Ryans diary there, but you should know who he is by now. If you don't, that's when you lost, sucka.

I never got that one quote from Phife, the one way at the top of this entry. I love the quote, but he says riding on the train with no dough sucks, but wouldn't be a good thing? Because if someone wanted to rob the train, you wouldn't lose any money. Actually it would be best to have like 5 bucks, because you wouldn't anger him by having nothing, and you wouldn't fret long over the loss of your Abe-piece.

Anyway, I just love it. I'm walking to the bus stop, and before I even stop walking the bus turns the corner, and I meet the door in full stride perfectly, and my wallet comes out like clockwork and I insert my semi-crinkly dollar bill into the krinkle friendly machine. Two more quarters, and I sit down in a comfy two-seat section, which is usually empty, and I've been lucky to find the buses occupancy to be rather low lately (except for today), so I get the two-seat part all to myself, all the way home.

For some reason people don't seem to want to sit by me, even when there's not many seats available.

I must look angry or something.

It only bothers me for a minute, because I get the whole part to myself, so I get to stretch my legs.

And wow! You'd be surprised at the quality of women on the bus now days! vastly improved. I don't remember it being like that. Just phenomenal. Of course now, all I can do is just look. I wouldn't have known what to do in my younger days anyway. I was such a whimp.

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