2002-07-15 | ZOOM ZOOM

When I actually had a car, you know before mine broke, I used to take this quicker way to work, and occasionally I would get behind this guy in his late 20's or early 30's, in an old, like, Datsun or something.

I love this man.

He kind of resembles the big guy on one of the current Jack in the Box ads who passes as Jack, "because of the hat".

He always has stubble, and his hair is always all over the place, and he barely fits in this ancient asian golf cart. His back seat is full of crap, and his car hasn't been washed for.... ever.

But, the reason I love this man, is that he acknowledges that he has a peice of shit car. He has the kind of self depracating sense of humor that I live on, and that I love coming from other people.

In simple, but wonderful sarcastic fashion, on his back window, in what looks like home made stensil stickers, he has the phrase: "ZOOM ZOOM"

I just love that. I don't care if his car reaches maximum speeds that don't even register on those roadside radar things.

I love this man.

Keep on truckin', moondoggy

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