2002-03-10 | BEEP (CENSORED)

Watched a little of "Season on the Brink" on ESPN today, and "9/11" tonight on CBS. 9/11, was good on it's own, just because of what it was. It was great. I will go into more detail on a later entry. But both were cool because they had swearing in them. It's cool to hear swearing on channels that don't normally have bad words. Unless you count the words "Big Brother", and/or "Worlds Strongest Man", horrible shows on the respective networks. (I use the word "respective" in a gracious, and loose manner for CBS)

Those two stations never have any swearing, except for the random player falling out of bounds yelling out "shit", or a head coach yelling "that was bullshit!", or a contestant in the "Worlds Strongest Man" competition screaming out "FUUUUUCK!!!!" in agony as his arms fall off while attempting to pick up one Humvee with each hand, while a full beer keg is strapped to his neck. Or when Bryant Gumbel doesn't get the "back from commercial" signal fast enough, and is caught on air, yelling at an assistant "I said skim fucking milk, not two percent, you useless peice of shit", or Bob Barker is caught asking one of his models "Would you like to 'Come on Down' to my place and place a bid on my year supply of 'Ass Sausage'?"

I had the ESPN2 version of "A Season on the Brink" on in the background, accidentally, earlier, and it was ridiculous. It was the family "TV14" version of it. They used the fucking "beeps". The movie has more beeps then a pimp convention. More beeps then the trucks reversing into Imelda Marcos' driveway for her weekly high-heel shipment. More beeps then the reversing forklift that used to bring Mrs. Barr/Arnold on and off the set of Roseanne. It had more censorship then an Italian "Wedding Story" on The Learning Channel. More things blocked out then a commercial during Howard Sterns E! show. Whatever. It was ridiculous. I just heard beeping in the background. I thought it was my answering machine going haywire or something. It sounded like the Roadrunner on Jolt Cola. "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep......!" Sounded like what my heart monitor would've sounded like the first time I met Stephanie. Anyway, enough with the analogies. I've given you more lame analogies then Dennis Miller on a Monday Night Football telecast.

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