2002-02-16 | LAFFALYMPICS

written a long time ago. re-worked on march 16, 1998 at 3:59 pm. some of the stuff is actually from a quote a day calendar. it was called something like "365 things to be happy about", and it had some like daily affirmation everyday. i think my parents thought i was like going to kill myself or something, so they bought me that calendar for christmas. the other things in the song, i made up, of course. i was younger, and dumber, so therefore, it's not the best quality, but it was a fun song to put together.

"14 THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT"

the smell of steeping tea

an injured animal on my doorstep

the pain of being me

walking on a beach that's deserted

another fucking thing to be happy about

another fucking thing to be happy about

fluffy, squashy, pillows

overdosing on heroin

blowing on pussy willows

my old man won't let me in

another fucking thing to be happy about

another fucking thing to be happy about

what do i have to live for today?

what do i have to work towards anyway?

another fucking thing to be happy about

another fake thing to be happy about

supper before the basketball game

my ex-girlfriends acting lame

a thoughtful glance and the wink of an eye

looking me in the face and telling me a lie

the blinding whiteness of winter

hearing gunshots when you're trying to sleep

the smell of popcorn and roasted peanuts

i got wasted and acted like a creep

oh no, don't get happy on me

fuck no, don't get happy now

oh no, don't get happy on me

fuck no, don't get happy now, happy now, hey!

boys night on the town

friends are never there when you need them around

discovering something new

hearing someones fucked up point-of-views

candles on a mirrored tray

no good memories of yesterday

perfectly toasted bread

all of my idols are dead

the swish of ski's on snow

a 22 dollar hoe

the peace of late night hours

being so sad you can't even take a shower

feeling like you have no power

being put down by heartless cowards

14 things to be happy about

14 things to be happy about

14 things to be happy about

14 things to be happy about-Fuck you!

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