2002-02-15 | i'm the renegade of FUN!!

before you call the N.O.W., this is supposed to be like a joke song or something. i just started singing it in the shower for no reason, and now i will add to it. it's supposed to be like a ghetto poem, but funny or something. i don't know.......

"BITCH BETTA HAVE MY BREAKFAST"

bitch betta have my breakfast

bitch betta have my lunch

bitch betta have my corned beef cabbage

bitch betta have my hawaiian punch

brak better have my wallet

brak better have my dough

brak better have my apple fritters

brak better not be with my hoe

girl better do my dishes

girl better make me a pot pie (beef)

girl better not go against my wishes

girl better not read no georgia o'keefe

honey better have my spam ready

baby better not be home late from work

honey better not come home looking like estelle getty

or sugar ain't gonna get none tonight (word)

bitch betta have my backstreet boys cd

the one i told her i would never buy, even if it was the last cd on the face of the earth

yeah

bitch betta not have that cd

or, i'll like totally lose my credibility

hoe better have my altoids

or else

bitch better make me a sandwich

or i'ma have to bus' out my black belt

bitch forgot to rewind my Untamed Heart video

that might be the last straw

oops, i gotta go, my bitch is home

she'll kill me if she finds out i'm talking like this to y'all

- premature ejaculation | tantra +