2002-02-05 | ALF=THE MAN I USED TO BE
i just saw a 1800 collect commercial with.........ALF!!! He's back. My master plan is almost together. You know--the one to have either a sitcom or a movie starring urkel, webster, scheider, horseshack, screech, balky and alf all in the same cast. (Maniacal laughter) You fools. My plan will come to fruition. ALF has returned. Prepare to die. "Isn't that ...kerrrazaay?....Now give me some candy!"
- premature ejaculation
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