2001-12-15 | PINK

What's the deal with Pink? I mean, yeah she's cute and everything, but her songs really suck, and her fashion sense is horrible. Didn't girls wearing mens underwear, i mean friggin tighty whities, go out a long time ago? And her voices change all the time, like Madonna. A couple years ago she was trying to be ghetto, and now she's trying to be hip-hop and rock and roll at the same time. Linda Perry of 4 Non Blondes "fame", is like a mentor of hers now. I don't know if that's a good influence, or a bad one, it just doesn't seem to fit. I thought this would be one case where Linda Perry's influence would actually make a "musicians" music sound a little better, but it doesn't seem to be helping.

What is pink going to do when she's 40 and she has to put out a new album? She's going to fry her hair into virtually nothing if she keeps dying it pink every few months. "I'm Pink, dammit!" Actually, I saw her on TRL one day and she was blonde now. What a waste of a stage name. Call yourself pink and only have your hair pink for one album. So wasteful. I mean save the name "Pink" for someone who was actually born with pink hair. I mean, have a heart for goodness sake.

Actually, she has this fake story now, like the name "pink" was a nickname growing up, or some bullshit. Oh, I see, so the Pink hair was just a coincidence. And she has these stupid spots on her cheek now like Annie or something. Okay, it's kind of cute, but how many gimmicks do you need?

She should change her name for every album, according to whatever hair color she is at that time. Whenever the photo shoot for the album cover happens, that's the hair color she's stuck with. "I'm 'Olive Green' now, yo!" When one of her 'ruffneck' boyfriends shows her the movie "Reservoir Dogs" for the first time, she'll start calling herself "Mrs. Pink", and then Steve Buscemi will yell at her 'til she's pink in the face. I mean red. Ha ha ha

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