2001-12-15 | I'VE GOT MORE RHYMES THEN PHYLIS DILLER

some of my lyrics in this song are damn right stupid. some are funny. some are serious. anyway, here it is.

"ESCAPE"

we can escape, we can escape, we can escape

i swear it's not too late

we have escape, we have lift off

i don't care if your mom is pissed off

i'm glad you don't care what people think

'cos to be perfectly honest, most of them think I stink

i'm glad you're not superficial

'cos i'm a certified goober-official

you're my statue of visibility

i've never seen so clearly, then since you've been with me

it was never really awkward, just weird

i was surprised you would love me, failure was what i feared

i'm glad you don't think i'm funny

i'm sick of women laughing in my face, and running from me

i'm glad she doesn't mind it when i'm quiet

if you shut up at the right times, she'll love you, fellas, try it!

i'm glad she doesn't want me to go on a diet

"an order of tofu and veggies please, and don't forget to deep fat fry it!"

i want to lose this weight for me and me only

and that guy who lives inside me that makes me feel not so lonely

i'm glad you're a lover and a reader

you read enough for you and me, and don't mind that i read you either

i've got more cds then books

i'm tired of people giving me those looks

i'm glad you don't think i'm going too fast

i'm trying to get all my loving in, just in case it doesn't last

i'm glad you don't think i'm in the way

i'll try and not step on your feet either way

we'll never say the words 'you don't understand'

and neither us will ever be trying to get the upper hand

we can escape, we've survived this foreign land

and made it our own, now we've got a new escape plan

let's leave the angry people behind with the dry land

you are the biggest part of my most important plans

- premature ejaculation | tantra +