2001-10-24 | I'M NOT BLACK LIKE BARRY WHITE, NO I'M WHITE LIKE FRANK BLACK IS

"...........contacted the Vatican to propose the production of a possible Pope John Paul phone card.... Jeez... How guilty am I gonna feel when I use my Pope phone card to call my girlfriend for long distance phone sex?"--COLIN QUINN

this next thing here.... is my attempt at a funny parody of a sexy-cheesy barry white type soul song. hope you get it, and like it.

"DIS-ROBE"

This one goes out to the ladies.....

but most of all one lady.... MY LADY!

that special girl....

you know who you are, girl.....

i'll be home soon, baby

(interlude)

your body takes control of me

and i don't know what to do

i just grab a hold of your booty

and sex you up like "C.M.B."

then i'll get naked like D'Angelo

and you pretend i'm as beautiful

and then i touch your skin

we paint a beautiful picture like Michelangelo

Call me Captain Pendergrass when you put on your "Teddy"

I'd turn the record player on, but i only got cds, girl

i'll pretend i'm Isaac on this Love Boat, and pour you a drink

baby i hope your ready

i'll give you a night you'll never forget

'til the next time i freak you 'til you're wet...

We'll get out of the swimming pool

and do some loving in the sauna, sugar

awwwww yeeeeahhh.....

pass me the paper...

I'ma read you your horoscope

forgive me if i embellish a little

i want to make you feel good

i'll make plagerism sound sexy

i'll mix my words and his words and..... i'll drive you.... um.... ab-surd.... ?

yeeeeaaahhh...... that's the ticket, baby....

but we ain't goin' to paradise.....

oh no, girl... uh, uh

we're going to a beautiful place i know called your bedroom, honey

and i'll make you hold a note longer then bill withers

i'll be home soon girl....

keep the light outside bright

and the one inside?.... keep it loooooowww....

i'll take you where you want to go

what?

no, not popeyes chicken, girl!

oh...... i see.... ah.... ha ha ha!

you funny girl.....

i love you....

come here....

awwww yeeeahh

close the door, baby

they don't get to see this part

oh, lawd.....

mmmmhmmmm

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