2001-10-14 | "THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THESE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS.....I GET OLDER, AND THEY STAY THE SAME AGE"

parties and beer are overrated. getting drunk has got to be one of the most idiotic past times of all time. i did my share of drinking, and partying when i was age 16-19, but i could handle my shit, and i never NEEDED to drink. It's amazing how many people i know who could very easily be classified as alcoholics. People who if no one else is drinking will drink alone at home or in a bar. People who's idea of fun is to drink outside of work while sitting on the hood of their cars for hours on end. At least go to a bar. Watch a game or something. Have a pulp fiction party....something. I so hate beer now days. I pretty much hate any kind of liquor except sweet stuff now. I know it's not manly, or anything, but margaritas are the best. The fruity ones. I used to tank bottles of schnapps and vodka, and whiskey, and used to pound twelve packs of crappy beer like nothing. I can't believe i could ever do it. I have no stomach for it anymore, and i'm glad. I don't want to drink my life away. I don't remember when i had a drink last, and it's cool to not know that. And i was never even close to being an alcoholic. I love having that much self control. I wish i had that much control over my eating, but that's another story. I've only had one cigarette in the last 3 months, probably. And i never got close to being addicted to cancer sticks either.

A pretty funny on the spot quote from my co-worker Sam to fellow co-worker David the other day.....We were reading this little flyer with lame horror-scopes on it and stuff. David is a heavy smoker, and Sam was asking Dave what his sign was, and Dave said cancer. So Sam said "of course...thats why you smoke." It doesn't sound that funny, but it was pretty hilarious at the time.

I hate college parties and stuff. I never went to college except for one semester at a lame community college, which was easier then high school, but i did live right next to a college in Bend, Oregon, in an apartment complex full of college students, including my roommate. We had alot of lame parties with his friends from culinary arts. People acted stupid, and weren't funny, and had bad musical taste, and worst of all no chicks had the beer goggles enough to ever want to make sweet sweet love with me. This one girl would flirt a little, but we never did anything. We played this kissing game at my house a few times with this one girl and she seemed to enjoy kissing me, but got "all weird" a few months later. I ended up starting to go to this really quiet bar with a couple waitresses from work. The girl i was really interested in started dating one of the regulars at the bar, who was much LESS attractive then me. Apparently not to her, which is all that matters. But i had more fun in those quiet bar get-togethers then i ever did in a one bedroom apartment with 50 drunken losers. I hate when places are really crowded. I get kind of claustrophobic. I like to be able to hear myself think, even when i'm not thinking anything important. I don't know what my point is....I guess i think that way to many people drink just to drink, and it annoys me when people don't have their own minds. I'd rather hang with the smokers on the porch at parties where it's more quiet and funny, then inside with all the ugly horny people that smell funny. Call me a nut. When you outstink a 4 pack a day smoker, that's pretty sad. It doesn't matter, because i've pretty much assured myself a no-party future..especially the lame type party, because right now I live with my mom, and a year from now i should be in Tucson with my girlfriend, who is i'm sure much over the party scene, also. There was one time I got really drunk and drove to my friends house while i was blacked out. That was pretty bad. I vomited alot that night. Not as bad as my worst food poisoning 'bout, but pretty bad, nonetheless. I don't think i've ever come close to being that drunk again. It's good to know I never will. Oops...there's always my bachelor party, but I don't really have friends anymore that would throw me one. They're scattered all over the united states. I don't even know where some of them are. I have the kind of love where that stuff doesn't matter anymore. I feel bad, but i'd rather hang out with Stephanie, then any of my friends ever again. I hardly go out anymore, but if there were more concerts i would go out more. I love going to live shows, still. Some of my friends have "outgrown" it, but they're some of the ones that drink alone at home. But, luckily there are some concerts coming:

Sunday, October 21st, 2001

Updated Info: NOFX, Cypress Hill, Suicidal Tendencies, Pennywise, Guttermouth, one local band, and maybe a seventh band will be announced as the 'special guest' (?)

VENUE: Kualoa Ranch

October 26 - 31, 2001

TWO Mainland Bands: Bratmobile & The Locust will be visiting!

Saturday, November 10th, 2001

Tool @ UH for $37.50

Presented by Goldenvoice

thanks for reading my rants. love, dr. jonathan pebblestone

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