2001-10-08 | HI. I AM DR. JONATHAN PEBBLESTONE

this song started when i was thinking about this punk ass little brat body boarder kid, who was really cocky for no apparent reason. he wasn't very cool or anything, but he had some popular friends, so he thought he could walk all over everybody. and he was so small that you would feel guilty doing anything to him. anyways, he would always sleep in class and get away with it, but if me and my friend Brandon (of the great band "GRAPEFRUIT") said one word the teacher would yell at us and make an ass out of us. Brandon was a good friend in school. (i'm straying from the pointe) He made me feel popular, and well liked. I love shaking hands with a bunch of guys. Especially cool people. I hate shaking hands with the guys who used to play dungeons and dragons in the band room after school. But i shook their hands anyway, because i'm nice. Anyway, after i graduated....Brandon was still nice, but more distant. I still thought he was one of the coolest people i ever met though. (When he was being himself) Anyway, the sleeper, Chris, was alot nicer after school. (Because he was finally more of himself, and alot of his cool friends left his ass here in hawaii) This ones for you, frenchie...

"FOUR"

we all bleed inside

we all wish we could sleep through school

we all feel the need to hide

some of us just don't have time to

everyone knows those people who breezed through life

they may be popular, but we know we're a hell of alot more interesting

if the right people found out, we'd be dangerous

an indestructible force at last

the greatest foundation of what's truly cool, has finally been amassed (if you like that sort of thing)

it would be for you to choose

if you hadn't fucked up in the past

your mind is yours to lose

time for a trend that might last

the catch is that there is none, really

you just need to know where the line is drawn

you have to stop when you've lost that fun feeling

don't wait 'til your brain cells are gone

let the idiots sleep

you'll catch up when you get home

there's no better place to be sometimes then alone

ignore the ignorance that they try to pass on as wisdom

these are the rules you should live by

(but only if you want to)

SLEEP ALL DAY IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT!

NO MATTER WHAT, WATCH CONAN O'BRIEN

IT'S OKAY TO BE LAZY. IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO TAKE A SHOWER, AND WOULD RATHER WAIT 'TIL YOU'RE DONE WATCHING "LUCAS", THAT'S FINE

SKIP THE SHOWER ALTOGETHER IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT

BE YOURSELF

DO WHAT YOU FEEL

IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING, THAT'S FINE, TOO

OBEY KOOL KEITH!

LISTEN TO SPACE GHOST

IF YOU HATE YOUR JOB, FORGET THE TWO WEEKS, AND JUST GET OUT NOW, OR YOU'LL STAY THERE FOREVER

ONLY LISTEN TO DAVE GROHL WHEN HE'S NOT BEING AN ASS

AND IF YOU LIKE ME...PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

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