2001-08-05 | ONCE WRITTEN, TWICE LIED

DEEP THOUGHTS, BY "BAD RANDY" (DON'T ASK...HE'S EVIL)

"FOREIGN FILM SONG"

MAY I ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE PINEAPPLE?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY MUCH MORE INTERESTING THEN THAT GIRL IN THE DELI

SO START APPRECIATING YOURSELF...AND REMEMBER THE THINGS I SAY...LIKE- I READ YOU EVERYDAY...

I GO BACK AND CHECK ON YOU, AND MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY BACK THEN

YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE SAME SONG EVERYDAY..

YOU'RE MUCH TOO DIVERSE FOR THAT...

I DON'T THINK I'D HAVE TO ASK YOU TO TURN IT DOWN

HOPEFULLY YOU'D BE WILLING TO HEAR ME ALONG WITH IT

THE GIRL IN THE DELI TENDS TO IRRITATE ME

YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON ME

MAY I ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE PINEAPPLE?

YOU DON'T GET CRAZY ON PURPOSE, LIKE HER....

YOU JUST ARE CRAZY SOMETIMES...I GUESS IT JUST OCCURS

IF YOU SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE, DON'T LEAVE IT WET

IF YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW, DON'T LEAVE YET...

WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DISCUSS, BELIEVE ME

AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHAT IT IS YOU CAN LEAVE ME

AND CONFUSE ME SOME MORE

AND DIFFUSE ME SOME MORE

AND AMUSE ME-- AMOR?

WHAT IS IT?

I THINK YOU KNOW...

IT'S THE LITLE THINGS YOU REMEMBER THAT MAKE YOU GROW

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE "IN IT" TO FEEL IT..

YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE MY HEART TO STEAL IT

YES, YOU MAY BORROW A PIECE...ENJOY IT..

TAKE SOMETHING FROM ME WHEN YOU GO TO NYC...

AND HAVE A PEACEFUL JOURNEY, MY GIRL

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