2005-01-06 | LICENSING DISAGREEMENT
After eating too much food at the Outback Steak House earlier this evening, I encountered an old beat up Ford pick-up truck with a license plate reading USAHUNTR. I assume he wasn't a Fred Dreyer fan. I also assume that he wants it to read U.S.A. Hunter, but I preferred to pronounce it "You's a hunter", with a Southern accent of course. I also recommend spitting out some tobacco after saying it out loud for full effect. It's a fun thing to do when you are completely bored out of your mind, which I imagine you must be if you're reading this. Party on dude.
- premature ejaculation
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