2004-02-05 | HARSH REALITY

Men are weird. I don't necessarily think I'm the typical male. I'm sure I do some typical male things, but I pride myself in having a better understanding and respect for women and people in general than the normal man.

But I still do some weird shit.

For instance, I haven't showered in a few days, but now it's gotten to the point where I almost don't want to do it because I want to see how long I can go without one. Plus I'm not stinking really bad yet. Hardly even at all. I guess when you haven't had any exercise in a while either, you can't really expect to sweat too much.

The only reason I smell at all is because I ran out of deodorant the other day, and I keep forgetting to buy a new one. Maybe that will be my next accidental project: How long can Jon go without deodorant? How long can he go without deodorant and a shower???

Another weird typical male thing I do is I'll order a pizza, and when the delivery person arrives at the door, I will change whatever I'm watching on t.v. to another channel if I think what I'm watching is too embarrasing.

Often times it's wrestling. A lot of people make fun of me for liking wrestling, so if the pizza person comes to the door during Monday Night Raw, that's a definite switcheroo.

Tonight it was American Idol. Sometimes I can't stand to even think of that show, or even hear it's name, but tonight something drew me to it, and I watched almost the whole episode.

Until the pizza guy came.

So I turned it to the Bachelorette for a couple minutes. Now you know when you're switching the channel to the Bachelorette because the other show you're watching is too embarrasing, you've got a problem.

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