2002-12-04 | JAR JAR STINKS

I've been going to bed at like 8 in the morning every day recently.

It's fun.

It's always so cool and comfortable.

I always have a good laugh before bed, because every morning at 8, from a block away you can hear these dogs, at least I think they're dogs (it's the only thing I can think of), howl like banshees for ten minutes.

It's like the exact same length and rhythm every morning.

They seriously sound like they're being tortured, when in actuality they're probably happy.

I wonder if they were trained to wake up that family every morning.

They're like howling roosters or something. It's bizarre.

I wish I could record it and put it on here for you.

Well, I probably could, if I was more geeky.

I'm not saying I'm not a geek. I'm just not THAT geeky, you know?

I'm not like "dress up as Jar Jar Binks" geeky....

Actually, when I have my band together, I think it would be funny for all of us to come out dressed up as Jar Jar Binks. (a.k.a. George Lucas' worst character idea ever)

Anyway, that sound I hear every morning is one of those weird things that no one has probably ever heard.

It's like that one thing that you always see or hear, and then you tell somebody else in the house about it, and they look at you like you have a 40 foot booger hanging off of your nose.

Don't act like you don't know that look.

You know it, frenchie.

Hmmmmm. Maybe that howling in the morning IS Jar Jar Binks....

I need to investigate.

Wish me luck.

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